Yes, this is my first "blog style" post.
No, im not jobless and looking for a way to "kill" time
Logically speaking, i shouldn't even be online let alone blog.
My whole life is hanging on a thread.
Worse, the thread is imaginary, with about 7 wooly grey spiders dangling from it.
Even if a teeny tiny strand gives way, im doomed.
And yet the best thing i can think of doing right now is writing about
No, im not jobless and looking for a way to "kill" time
Logically speaking, i shouldn't even be online let alone blog.
My whole life is hanging on a thread.
Worse, the thread is imaginary, with about 7 wooly grey spiders dangling from it.
Even if a teeny tiny strand gives way, im doomed.
And yet the best thing i can think of doing right now is writing about
"30 Nosey things"
PS1: References to things you dont understand are meant to be googled. Be religious. Google is God (similar clickable links ahead)
PS2: When you find that number for the mental asylum please forward to any of my loved ones. They'll be grateful.
Here goes,
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
“You disgusting slob! you slept for 6 hours again! i really need a bath."
2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? Rs. 17.
One A1 size print out= Rs. 50. Condition when i DO become bankrupt= priceless.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
FOUR: the no. of sheets i hope to draft in the next 8 hours *read as impossible.
4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Shamanth random rants, dreamy plans & wake up calls.
5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Oh i have the latest pre-civilization model.
it comes with power button and bird calls.
"Meg's phone says: stupid bitch loves the printer more than richard meier!
dates with printer=no money for food/recharges/petrol/clothes"
6. What are you wearing right now?
Bright Orange full patiala with white polka dots and an over sized white Tshirt (with yellow paint spoltches from yester years beautiful days) which belongs to an estranged friend (that i miss so so much right now.)
I AM NOT JOKING.
i swear on my submissions.
7. Do you label yourself?
NO, i have too many sheets to label right now.
But wait ive to draft them first!
Oh well. How about "Poor, mal-nourished, sleep deprived bum" ?
8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?
NONE, Taffy made choo-sticks of my last pair.
Im now left with two choices.
Black-standard-60Rs-rubber soles OR White-now-muck-coloured-strappy-flats.
Pampered for choice or what *smug*
9.Bright or Dark Room?
Dark for Glass-tracing, bright for final drafting. The question IS about drafting right? right?!
10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Bohe-babe Super cool writing. *Envy her and the boy*
11. What does your watch look like?
Like one made from a unicorn's horn and the goblins' gold. *Imaginary*
12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Taking guilt trips. because i was considering an hour of sleep.
Yeah, i had been working for 19 straight hours at that time, Your point is?
13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Getting used to stress is overcoming a major inhibition"
F#(k you! You're not in architecture.
Bloody free advice givers.
14. What’s a word that you say a lot?
Fuck?
15. Who told you he/she loved you last?
I cant remember. Days since contact with civilization=11.
(Update: vaish just did :D love u too!)
16. Last furry thing you touched?
Taffy Boi !!! like duh.
17. Favourite age you have been so far?
21 21 21 21 21 21 21. i DONT LIKE 22. : :
18. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"no you too :( "
19.The last song you listened to?
"Angel, Sarah Mclachlan" missed someone terribly that instant.
20. Where did you live in 1987?
VASCO, GOA!!!i was BORN there.
*ha ha eat your hearts out suckers*
I hate that my parents moved away after that.
21. Are you jealous of anyone?
EVERYBODY who gets to sleep tonight! %&!(&$@*&)!#
22. Is anyone jealous of you?
maybe the rotting sponge that got swept on to the beach,
Actually wait.
Even THAT has more hopes for survival than i do.
23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Green monkeys, kohl and attitude.
24. What’s your favourite town/city?
BAN-Galore.
25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
4 years back. a pretty postcard and got a huge thank you in return.
26. Can you change the oil on a car?
Ive read the manual.
27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
That he was sorry.
28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
EVERYTHING! Except my heart.I should be glad i guess right?
29.What is your current desktop picture?
Black, solid, blank.
30. Have you been burnt by love?
Burnt.? No. Just slightly roasted till golden brown in desi ghee.
my "THE END"
10 smoke wisps:
Meghana,
I guess, ur current mood can hear me whispering! kewl post...usually I skip big posts, but enjoyd readin dis post...my hi 2 Taffy
LOL, i did maybe im extra-perceptory when im half-dead.
Thanks! i usually dont write big posts. Taffy says Woof! right back at you :)
When I read the post for the first time, I thought you came up with all these random questions on your own!!
Turns out you didnt!
Submissions haven't turned you into a random question generator after all.
But I love the answers!!!
Had a great round of laughter, for the second time now :)
P.S. - I will kill you if you dont wake up at 5 am today! :)
ROFL! i like "random question generator" !!
I woke up. im a very good girl, thank you very much. *smug*
oh! i forgot the tags! copying bohe-babe, anybody who comments here or reads this is automatically tagged. ;)
be nice.
make your list and let me know.
This was a fun read! You gotz da skillz homie!
And I'm not whispering my name, I'm shouting it out!
@Iggy: thank you! right back at you ;)
and finally someone's shouting! trying to make sense of all the whispering can be trying you know ;)
An architect in the making, art thou? Excellent post.
Ofcourse ofcourse.
You will not hear of cellotape woes from anyone else.
thank you thank you :)
Haha great stuff!
22,30-LOL. :D
28-yes,indeed.
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